‘Black Friday’ Champs Walk Over Dying Man To Buy Target Crap
By WONKETTE JR.
11:33 PM NOVEMBER 26, 2011
‘God I hate this goddamned job, and this country, and the elves.’Pepper spray was a-spraying, knives were a-stabbing, guns were a-shooting, muggers were a-mugging, punchers were a-punching — it was a “Black Friday” celebration that truly proved if you’re not a part of worldwide anti-capitalism protests, then you’re actually a very serious part of the problem. But the Gold Medal in Applied Assjerk Consumerism goes to the shoppers at the Target crap box store in South Charleston, West Virginia: These bargain-crazed mouth-breathing waterheads literally walked over a dying 61-year-old man who collapsed in the aisles. Can we please do an “alternate history swap” and have the Native Americans defeat the Europeans? Please?