“Black Friday” indeed! Bargain-maddened freaks step over dying man to snap up more discounted crap at Target Store in West Virginia

‘Black Friday’ Champs Walk Over Dying Man To Buy Target Crap
By WONKETTE JR.
11:33 PM NOVEMBER 26, 2011

‘God I hate this goddamned job, and this country, and the elves.’Pepper spray was a-spraying, knives were a-stabbing, guns were a-shooting, muggers were a-mugging, punchers were a-punching — it was a “Black Friday” celebration that truly proved if you’re not a part of worldwide anti-capitalism protests, then you’re actually a very serious part of the problem. But the Gold Medal in Applied Assjerk Consumerism goes to the shoppers at the Target crap box store in South Charleston, West Virginia: These bargain-crazed mouth-breathing waterheads literally walked over a dying 61-year-old man who collapsed in the aisles. Can we please do an “alternate history swap” and have the Native Americans defeat the Europeans? Please?

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