Another one bites the dong

That would be James Dobson, head of Focus on the Family…

Radar Online reports today:
November 10, 2006

On November 3, all-American family man Ted Haggard resigned as head of the 30-million strong National Association of Evangelicals after admitting to having monthly, crystal meth-fueled sex sessions with a male prostitute named Mike Jones.

In an exclusive interview, Radar talks with Reverend Haggard’s former lover and drug dealer, Mike Jones, about taking down one of the evangelical community’s biggest national figures:

On Rev. James Dobson

RADAR: Reverend James Dobson, of Focus on the Family, basically said he didn’t have time to help save this man, who had been one of his closest friends-

JONES: Dobson doesn’t want any connection with him. Since this happened, lots of people have asked me if I think Dobson is gay, too. My answer to that is yes.

On Haggard’s bedroom preferences

R: Anything else of note?

J: Okay, I’ll tell you one little tidbit, and I haven’t said this too much so you are going to get a bit of an exclusive: He loved to have sex in the dark. We would have one little candle going.

R: Is it safe to assume that Haggard’s a bottom? Maybe a power bottom, but a bottom nonetheless.

J: When people see him, the first impression is, Oh my god, he looks gay. When they were having the service at his church and reading his apology letter, all the reporters that were there came back to me and said, “You know what, Mike? It’s really strange. All the guys that were up on stage were young, good-looking men.”

R: What turned Reverend Haggard on the most about you?

J: I think my body, for sure. Also, it probably didn’t hurt that I’m pretty well-endowed.

On the New Life Church

R: Has anyone from the New Life Church thanked you for rescuing Reverend Haggard from crystal meth?

J: Oh, absolutely. When I was on a radio program down in Colorado Springs, they all thanked me. In fact, when I was checking into the hotel in Colorado Springs last night, the desk clerk, he goes, “Are you the Mike Jones of….” I answered, “Maybe.” And he said, “I want you to know that I am from the New Life Church.” And he extended his hand and said, “Thank you. You did us a service for Ted and our church so he can get the help he needs.”

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