Cheney in the hospital (but don't tell anyone)

From http://www.huffingtonpost.com
Is Cheney Alright?

I just landed at Vail airport, right next to the Vice President’s Gulfstream jet (actually, there were two Vice Presidential planes, not one… how much of an entourage does one VP need?). He’s here to speak at the World Forum at Beaver Creek, sponsored by the American Enterprise Institute, and held, of course, behind closed doors. The guy sent to pick me up by the Vail Valley Institute (where I’m speaking) told me that he had seen the VP’s motorcade speed towards the local hospital. Being an intrepid HuffPost reporter, I asked him to take me straight there. Upon our arrival, we encountered a high level of security — and a lot of zipped lips: “We cannot tell you anything,” “No comment,” “That information is not available…” But one hospital staffer, obviously not schooled in the secretive ways of Cheney, let it slip: “He’s no longer here”. And since you cannot “no longer” be someplace you’ve never been, we can deduce — though not confirm — that Cheney did, in fact, pay a visit to the local hospital. The reason? Over to you AP…

0 thoughts on “Cheney in the hospital (but don't tell anyone)”

  1. WE KNOW THE REAL STORY:
    CHENEY WAS THERE VISTING A VERY SICK LITTLE BOY WHOSE PARENTS HAVE NO HEALTH INSURANCE. CHENEY PROMISED THE LITTLE BOY THAT HE WOULD HIT A HOMERUN FOR HIM IN THE WORLD SERIES.

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